The Musicianhood belief system is a school of thought based on the immutable laws of nature,
the universal principals of logic and reasoning — and common sense.
We hold these truths to be obvious and conflicting theories will be disregarded
The convictions of this ideology
and the tenets of the doctrine are sacrosanct and inviolable.
Our faithful obedience is morally obliged, technically required, and
Strict adherence is mandated and protocol forbids us from violating even the slightest stipulation.
We pledge unwavering allegiance to this over-arching knowledge.
Justification is infallible and decreed ex cathedra.
As a show of faith in the supremacy of this philosophy, opposing policies will be scorned and ridiculed.
In a gesture of good will toward rival clans, we will laugh in their face with grace and dignity.
Their sanctimonious opinions will be ignored with patience and understanding.
Surrender and submission will only be returned with kindness and compassion.
But their wish for harsher punishment will also be granted if they insist.
Pleas for leniency will be considered but denied, unless accompanied by sincere apologies.
Petitions for clemency or pardons will likewise be denied — apologies notwithstanding.
To more easily absorb this cognitive content one should approach it with an open-mind.
If at first you don't succeed try opening it more until you do succeed.
If you still don't believe, just pretend that you do, and eventually you will believe.
Be as humble and receptive as an innocent child is to her nursing mother.
Detach your thoughts from preconceived theories that have been drilled into your mind since birth.
Ponder the plain truth and don't be confused by intricacies of the dialectics involved.
Remember that everyone once thought the planet was flat until they found out how stupid they were.
Before you reject it think about the damage it will do to your self esteem later when it becomes common knowledge.
Know the long term ramifications of disgracing your family name that will burden your descendents.
We don't expect laymen and neophytes to comprehend this philosophy.
Nor do we assume that sophisticated intellectuals
can fully digest its meaning.
The truth is much too simple for either to see so they block it out an live in a state of denial.
But when you see the beautiful simplicity of it, any other view will appear detestable and abhorrent.
So if you concur with this philosophy just realize how much smarter you'll be compared to those who don't.
And if people that you hate disagree with this doctrine, then that's just another reason for you to agree with it.
But if you hate the same thing as the people that you hate do, then it logically follows that you must hate yourself.
Now before you presume to be an expert on the subject, just remember that we wrote the book on it, not you.
And don't forget about all the other times you thought you were right until discovering you were actually wrong.
The inability to change your mind can be interpreted as an anal-retentive complex, which should be treated.
Just make sure that your psychiatrist subscribes to the Musicianhood philosophy.
If you refuse treatment the intuitive truth will haunt you forever. It is inescapable, so just admit it.
The power of creativity is the driving force that animates all life and it cannot be stopped.
Despite any obstacle it will eventually find a way to manifest in order to maintain the balance of nature.
But hanging in the balance
entire civilizations are sometimes lost forever.
Some people say that it doesn't matter in the larger scheme of things.
The Musicianhood says that it's the only thing that matters.
Hitherto the disclosure of this esoteric secret, you must agree unequivocally to support and promote it.